the normie manual 📖

how insane tek works

no jargon, no 40-page whitepaper. just what happens to your money, in order, with the receipts to check it yourself.

what is insane tek?

$TEK is a token on Solana. Every time anyone buys or sells it, a 5% fee ("the tax") is taken by the trading pool itself. Most projects pocket that. insane tek recycles all of it back into the token and its holders, automatically, on a repeating cycle.

So just by holding $TEK in your own wallet, you periodically receive three things without doing anything: more $TEK, SOL, and tokenized S&P 500 stock. Meanwhile the machine also burns supply and thickens the liquidity pool.

the 5% tax

The tax isn't a wallet skimming your transfer — it's the pool's trading fee, set at the protocol level on Meteora. That matters for two reasons:

• you can't be rugged by a "tax wallet" switcheroo — the fee is part of the pool's on-chain settings, not code we can quietly change on your wallet;
• normal transfers are free — sending $TEK to a friend or another wallet of yours costs no tax. Only trades against the pool pay it.

the five buckets (20% each)

Note the buys for reflections and burns happen on our own pool — so the reward cycle itself creates constant buy pressure on $TEK.

how rewards reach you

1. Bots collect the accumulated tax from the pool on a timer (roughly every few minutes to hours depending on volume).
2. The haul is split into the four scripted buckets, 25% of the collected amount each (auto-LP already happened at the pool level — that's the fifth 20%).
3. A snapshot of all holders is taken at that moment.
4. Each bucket is paid out pro-rata: your share = your weight ÷ everyone's weight.
5. Tokens/SOL are transferred directly to your wallet. No claiming. No staking. No website login.

"Weight" is simply: your $TEK balance + 500,000 × each halo NFT you hold.

who's eligible

• ✅ any normal wallet holding $TEK (above a tiny dust threshold)
• ✅ any wallet holding a halo NFT — even with zero loose $TEK
• ❌ liquidity pools, vaults and other program-owned accounts (LPs don't double-dip)
• ❌ the dev wallet (we don't pay ourselves from your bucket)
• ❌ whales holding more than 5% of supply — keeps the drip from being vacuumed by one wallet

Keep your $TEK in a self-custody wallet (Phantom, Solflare, Backpack…). Tokens sitting on an exchange or inside a protocol are owned by a program on-chain, so snapshots can't see you behind them.

the halo NFT

The halo NFT is a vault receipt with a boost. Here's the entire deal:

• mint: deposit 200,000 $TEK (0.02% of supply) into the program vault → you receive the NFT.
• hold: in every reward cycle the NFT counts as 500,000 $TEK of weight. You paid 200k, you earn like 500k — a 2.5× boost.
• redeem: at any time, return the NFT → the vault pays you back 190,000 $TEK. The NFT is destroyed and 10,000 $TEK is burned.

Because redemption is programmed into the contract, the NFT can never be worth less than 190k $TEK to you — that's its built-in floor. The 10k burn on exit is the "thanks for playing" fee that makes everyone else's bag scarcer.

things worth knowing

• the NFT is a standard Token-2022 NFT — it shows up in Phantom/Solflare and you can send or sell it like any token. Whoever holds it gets the boost and the redemption right.
• the vault always holds exactly 200k $TEK per live NFT. It can't be undercollateralized — the program has no way to spend the vault except redemptions.
• an NFT sitting in a marketplace escrow earns nothing while listed (the escrow owns it, and escrows are excluded).

curve → real pool (what "migration" means)

$TEK launches on a Meteora bonding curve — a launch ramp where price moves along a fixed curve as people buy. When the curve fills, the token automatically migrates: liquidity moves into a permanent Meteora pool (DAMM v2).

For you, nothing changes: the 5% tax exists in both phases, and the reward bots switch source automatically — they collect from the curve before migration and from the locked LP position after. The cycle never stops.

verify everything

All the numbers on this site come from a public API you can hit yourself:

Every payout, swap and burn is a Solana transaction with a signature in /runs. Don't trust the wojak — check the chain.

FAQ

do I need to claim rewards?

No. Everything is pushed straight to your wallet. If you hold, you receive.

how often do payouts happen?

The cycle runs on a timer around the clock. Small totals may be held for a cycle or two (so gas doesn't eat dust) and then paid together — nothing is lost, it just rolls forward.

why did my friend get more than me?

Payouts are proportional to weight at snapshot time. More $TEK (or halo NFTs) = bigger slice.

is the SP500 token actual stock?

It's a tokenized product tracking the S&P 500 index (XsoC…DF2W), tradable on Solana. It's not a brokerage account — it's a token whose price follows the index. Availability of such products can vary by jurisdiction; do your own reading.

can the team change the tax or drain the vault?

The 5% is a pool setting made at launch. The NFT vault is a program that only moves $TEK for mints and redemptions at fixed amounts. The reward scripts publish every transaction in the open ledger.

what wallets work?

Any self-custody Solana wallet: Phantom, Solflare, Backpack, hardware wallets, etc.

is this financial advice?

It's a meme coin fronted by a bearded wojak pointing at a glowing orb. It is extremely not financial advice. Only play with what you can afford to lose.